Welcome!

I'm Dave, and I have an addiction. I collect domain names that make me laugh. If one pops into my head at 3 AM and it’s available, I buy it. I don’t even check my bank account anymore — I just click.

This affliction is draining my wallet and testing my wife's patience. She says things like, "Why did you buy [FunnyDomain1.com]?" I always say, "Because someday it'll make us rich!"

Can you help me save my marriage by doing something cool with one of my dorky domains? Check them out below. They're all funny, memorable — and best of all, clickable!

Here’s what I can offer if you fall in love with one:

• Subdomains — Get your own slice of the weird: your-name.[FunnyDomain2.com]
• Static site hosting — Simple, fast, no fuss. Bring your HTML or let me help.
• URL Shrinking — I’ll take your long-ass links and shrink them like they just took a Polar Bear Plunge.
• Control Hubs — A personal page with a ridiculous banner, a scrolling marquee, and buttons that whisk you anywhere.

Want to claim a slice of one of my domains?

Want to roast me for even owning [FunnyDomain3.com]?

Just text me — I’m a bubble off plumb, but friendly:

971-236-1579